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Ye bhi kiya zindagi hai

In: Adult SMS| Funny SMS| Misleading SMS

13 Mar 2010

Bacha: Mammi susu aayi hai, Chaddi utaro.
Mammi: Uff! Ye bhi kiya zindagi hai…
Din hua to is ki chaddi utaro or raat hui to is kia baap ki chaddi utaro.

Bejli kahan say aat hai

In: Adult SMS| Politics SMS

10 Mar 2010

Teacher: Bejli kahan say aati hai?
Student: Chaklay say…
Teacher: Wo kesa?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai to mere dada kehte hain: Randi kia bachon ne phir bijli band kardi.

Jamadarni ko bhi na chorna

In: Adult SMS

10 Mar 2010

Jamadarni ko impress kerne ka teriqa!
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Lakh Lanat hai…
Jamadarni ko bhi na chorna, Tharki

Ladkiyan dupatta kyun pahanti hain

In: Adult SMS| Flirt SMS| Funny SMS

10 Mar 2010

Teacher nay Student say poocha: Batao ladkiyan dupatta kyun pahanti hain?
student: Sir! Science ki wajha say…
Teacher: Wo kaise?
Student: Kyun kia Sir, Science bhi is baat ko maanta hai ki khane peene ki cheezon ko dhank kar rakhna chahiye…

Sari utaro neechay baal kaatne hain

In: Adult SMS| Funny SMS

10 Mar 2010

Nayi ki anduka kia uper ghar se lady ne sari sukhane kia liye dali,
Nayi ki dukan mein andhera ho gaya…
Nayi ne awaz di!
B.B.G sari utaro neechay baal kaatne hain.

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