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Eat apple for death
30 Aug 2010Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Power = Work
Work = Money
Money = Women
Women = Sex
Sex = Aids
Aids = Death!
Aur kha Apple saly
Pepsi say Chootar dho raha tha
In: Adult SMS| Funny SMS| Sardar SMS
30 Aug 2010Ek Sardar Pepsi say Chootar dho raha tha.
Dusra Sardar: Oey ye kya kar raha hai, Pani say dho na?
Pehla Sardar: Kis ne kaha tha ke pepsi par 5 rupee kam kar do!
Roti, Kapra, Makan kia denge
12 Aug 2010Ye watan pe bharwe apni jaan kia denge,
Ye gando loog waqt pe Imtehan kia denge,
Jo khud ghulam hun bhosri wale America kya…
Wo Madarchod Roti, Kapra, Makan kia denge.
14 August ki raly meri hi choot say
In: 14 August SMS| Adult SMS
8 Aug 2010Saas: Bahu! Mujhay to bas 1 pyara sa pota chaye…
Bahu: Bas 1? Ap ka beta to mujhay esy chodta hai, Jesay 14 August ki raly meri hi choot say niklay gi.
Happy Independence Day, Saturday 14 August 2010
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