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Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Power = Work
Work = Money
Money = Women
Women = Sex
Sex = Aids
Aids = Death!
Aur kha Apple saly

Ek Sardar Pepsi say Chootar dho raha tha.
Dusra Sardar: Oey ye kya kar raha hai, Pani say dho na?
Pehla Sardar: Kis ne kaha tha ke pepsi par 5 rupee kam kar do!

Ye watan pe bharwe apni jaan kia denge,
Ye gando loog waqt pe Imtehan kia denge,
Jo khud ghulam hun bhosri wale America kya…
Wo Madarchod Roti, Kapra, Makan kia denge.

In a Vampire restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot blood tea of teenage girls.
1 Vampire ordering hot water,
All others started taunting him that he is a Dracula & should be ashamed of ordering water.
He suddenly took out a used “Always Ultra”
from his bag & smiled saying, “I use tea Bags”

Saas: Bahu! Mujhay to bas 1 pyara sa pota chaye…
Bahu: Bas 1? Ap ka beta to mujhay esy chodta hai, Jesay 14 August ki raly meri hi choot say niklay gi.
Happy Independence Day, Saturday 14 August 2010

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