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In: Funny SMS
13 Mar 2010Tamaam Musalmaan bhaiyo aur behno! Aap se appeal hai kia please New Indian Movie: My Name is Khan na dekhein.
Kyun kia Wo…
Abhi main nay nahi dekhe mil ker dekhay gye
In: Funny SMS| Misleading SMS
13 Mar 2010jab kisi per bura waqt aata hai to uske saare…
Dost or Uske ghar wale uske peeche khare hotay hain!
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Yaqeen nahi aata to kisi ki bhi: Shadi ki Photo dekh lo!
In: Funny SMS| Misleading SMS
13 Mar 2010Master ji: Duniya gol hai.
Pappu: Aap kehte hain tu maan leta hun, Warna papa kehte hain kia: “Duniya Madarchod hai”
In: Adult SMS| Funny SMS| Misleading SMS
13 Mar 2010Bacha: Mammi susu aayi hai, Chaddi utaro.
Mammi: Uff! Ye bhi kiya zindagi hai…
Din hua to is ki chaddi utaro or raat hui to is kia baap ki chaddi utaro.
Teacher nay Student say poocha: Batao ladkiyan dupatta kyun pahanti hain?
student: Sir! Science ki wajha say…
Teacher: Wo kaise?
Student: Kyun kia Sir, Science bhi is baat ko maanta hai ki khane peene ki cheezon ko dhank kar rakhna chahiye…
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