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Tamaam Musalmaan bhaiyo aur behno! Aap se appeal hai kia please New Indian Movie: My Name is Khan na dekhein.
Kyun kia Wo…
Abhi main nay nahi dekhe mil ker dekhay gye

jab kisi per bura waqt aata hai to uske saare…
Dost or Uske ghar wale uske peeche khare hotay hain!
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Yaqeen nahi aata to kisi ki bhi: Shadi ki Photo dekh lo!

Master ji: Duniya gol hai.
Pappu: Aap kehte hain tu maan leta hun, Warna papa kehte hain kia: “Duniya Madarchod hai”

Bacha: Mammi susu aayi hai, Chaddi utaro.
Mammi: Uff! Ye bhi kiya zindagi hai…
Din hua to is ki chaddi utaro or raat hui to is kia baap ki chaddi utaro.

Teacher nay Student say poocha: Batao ladkiyan dupatta kyun pahanti hain?
student: Sir! Science ki wajha say…
Teacher: Wo kaise?
Student: Kyun kia Sir, Science bhi is baat ko maanta hai ki khane peene ki cheezon ko dhank kar rakhna chahiye…

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