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		<title>Sehri ka waqt hogaya hai</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/sehri-ka-waqt-hogaya-hai</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[ASCII SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Smile SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apki]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baarat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DaMa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dhol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DhUm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DuM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hogaya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jao]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maro]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[susti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[uht]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[waqt]]></category>

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                       /_)  _.-===-._
      [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Haseen Naak ka Chooha hota</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Romantic SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shayari SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AuR]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dair]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Duniya]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[mujhe ko]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Naak ka Chooha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nakhunon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nikaalti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romantic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Romantic Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sharma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shehliyon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sookhany]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tarhan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ungliyo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ungliyon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wasi Shah Funny Sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Romantic Poetry Naak ka Chooha! by: Wasi Shah
Kash main teri haseen naak ka chooha hota,
Tu bari chah say bary maan say nikaalti mujhe ko!
Main teri ungliyon main sharma kar chipak sa jata,
Tu jo mujhe apni ungliyo say marora karti,
Mein tery nakhunon may latak sa jata,
Phir tu apni shehliyon sa chupati mujhko!
Itni dair mein mah kuch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Geo Television Breaking News</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/geo-television-breaking-news</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/geo-television-breaking-news#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Smile SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[5 rupe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geo Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[karli]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kerne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pepsi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[qabol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rehman Malik]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Taliban]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zemadari]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.hello2sms.com/?p=2388</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Geo Television Breaking News!
Pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kerne ki zemadari taliban nay qabol karli hai  
- Rehman Malik
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		<title>Dost bolay DADA ramzano may bhi</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/dost-bolay-dada-ramzano-may-bhi</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/dost-bolay-dada-ramzano-may-bhi#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Faraz SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shayari SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bhi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bolay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chal]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[rozey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[susti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youn]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[May tu rozey ki halat may youn hee susti say chal raha tha Faraz,
Kameenay dost bolay DADA ramzano may bhi&#8230;  
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		<title>Zalalat ki had to dakho zara</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/zalalat-ki-had-to-dakho-zara</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/zalalat-ki-had-to-dakho-zara#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shayari SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andehra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ban]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dakho]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fariq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hogaya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[K.E.S.C]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mujhe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pakistani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pakistani cricket team]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pakistani team]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[phir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tumhari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zalalat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zara]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Aj phir chale gye kal ki tarha,
Hogaya andehra roz ki tarha,
Fariq hun mai, tumhari tarha!
K.E.S.C nay kiya hai tang mujhe&#8230; Pakistani team ki ki tarha!
Zalalat ki had to dakho zara!
Ban gaya ek or sher kal ki tarha.
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		<title>Eat apple for death</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/eat-apple-for-death</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/eat-apple-for-death#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[APPLE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AuR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MONEY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Power]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vitamins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[work]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.hello2sms.com/?p=2353</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Power = Work 
Work = Money
Money = Women
Women = Sex
Sex = Aids
Aids = Death!
Aur kha Apple saly  
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		<title>Pepsi say Chootar dho raha tha</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/pepsi-say-chootar-dho-raha-tha</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/pepsi-say-chootar-dho-raha-tha#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chootar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DHO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dusra Sardar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ek Sardar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kis ne kaha tha ke pepsi par 5 rupee kam kar do]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pehla Sardar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pepsi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pepsi par 5 rupee kam kar do]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Raha]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.hello2sms.com/?p=2345</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ek Sardar Pepsi say Chootar dho raha tha.
Dusra Sardar: Oey ye kya kar raha hai, Pani say dho na?
Pehla Sardar: Kis ne kaha tha ke pepsi par 5 rupee kam kar do!
]]></description>
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		<title>Hum nay bhi daarhi rakh li hay</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/hum-nay-bhi-daarhi-rakh-li-hay</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/hum-nay-bhi-daarhi-rakh-li-hay#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 22:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shayari SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Urdu Poetry SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbaad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burqa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chakh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daarhi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ishq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lazaat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pehan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rakh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zindagi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.hello2sms.com/?p=2339</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sari Zindagi ker kya barbaad ishq ki lazaat chakh li hay,
Us ne bhi burqa pehan liya, Hum nay bhi daarhi rakh li hay
]]></description>
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