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		<title>Ladkiyan dupatta kyun pahanti hain</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher nay Student say poocha: Batao ladkiyan dupatta kyun pahanti hain?
student: Sir! Science ki wajha say&#8230;
Teacher: Wo kaise?
Student: Kyun kia Sir, Science bhi is baat ko maanta hai ki khane peene ki cheezon ko dhank kar rakhna chahiye&#8230;
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		<title>Sari utaro neechay baal kaatne hain</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[andhera]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[B.B.G]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dali]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nayi ki anduka kia uper ghar se lady ne sari sukhane kia liye dali,
Nayi ki dukan mein andhera ho gaya&#8230;
Nayi ne awaz di!
B.B.G sari utaro neechay baal kaatne hain.
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		<title>Holi Se Pehle Hi Aapne</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holi SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kia ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!
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		<title>Scientific formula of water by sardar</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/scientific-formula-of-water-by-sardar</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/scientific-formula-of-water-by-sardar#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Auntie]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher:  nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar:  auntie, it is H to O (h2 O)!
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		<title>Wo Konsa Event Tha Jo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher :  Wo Konsa Event Tha Jo
Na Hota Tho Pakistan Khush Haal Hota…?
.
.
.
Student : Zardari Di Maa Da Veyah……
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		<title>You are really Bitch</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/you-are-really-bitch</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/you-are-really-bitch#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 21:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[April Fools SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
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		<title>My wife is Pregnant</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/my-wife-is-pregnant</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/my-wife-is-pregnant#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
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		<title>Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS</title>
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		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[back]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later Sardar Sms 2 boss:
“Me okay, Ur wife very sweet”
]]></description>
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