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		<title>My Name is Khan na dekhein</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/my-name-is-khan-na-dekhein</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Abhi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[appeal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamaam Musalmaan bhaiyo aur behno! Aap se appeal hai kia please New Indian Movie: My Name is Khan na dekhein.
Kyun kia Wo&#8230;
Abhi main nay nahi dekhe mil ker dekhay gye
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		<title>Shadi ki Photo dekh lo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[aata]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[kisi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nahi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peeche]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[saare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shadi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[uske]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[waqt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yaqeen]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[jab kisi per bura waqt aata hai to uske saare&#8230;
Dost or Uske ghar wale uske peeche khare hotay hain!
.
.
.
Yaqeen nahi aata to kisi ki bhi: Shadi ki Photo dekh lo!
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		<title>Duniya Madarchod hai</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/duniya-madarchod-hai</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/duniya-madarchod-hai#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duniya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duniya Madarchod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hain]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[leta]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Master]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[papa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pappu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Warna]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Master ji: Duniya gol hai.
Pappu: Aap kehte hain tu maan leta hun, Warna papa kehte hain kia: &#8220;Duniya Madarchod hai&#8221;
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		<title>Ye bhi kiya zindagi hai</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/ye-bhi-kiya-zindagi-hai</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/ye-bhi-kiya-zindagi-hai#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aayi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bacha]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[kiya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mammi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[raat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[susu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[uff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[utaro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zindagi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bacha: Mammi susu aayi hai, Chaddi utaro.
Mammi: Uff! Ye bhi kiya zindagi hai&#8230;
Din hua to is ki chaddi utaro or raat hui to is kia baap ki chaddi utaro.
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		<title>Ladkiyan dupatta kyun pahanti hain</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/ladkiyan-dupatta-kyun-pahanti-hain</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/ladkiyan-dupatta-kyun-pahanti-hain#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[baat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Batao]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chahiye]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[maanta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pahanti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peene]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poocha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rakhna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Student]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Teacher]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher nay Student say poocha: Batao ladkiyan dupatta kyun pahanti hain?
student: Sir! Science ki wajha say&#8230;
Teacher: Wo kaise?
Student: Kyun kia Sir, Science bhi is baat ko maanta hai ki khane peene ki cheezon ko dhank kar rakhna chahiye&#8230;
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		<title>Sari utaro neechay baal kaatne hain</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/sari-utaro-neechay-baal-kaatne-hain</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/sari-utaro-neechay-baal-kaatne-hain#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[andhera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anduka]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awaz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[B.B.G]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dali]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[uper]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nayi ki anduka kia uper ghar se lady ne sari sukhane kia liye dali,
Nayi ki dukan mein andhera ho gaya&#8230;
Nayi ne awaz di!
B.B.G sari utaro neechay baal kaatne hain.
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		<title>Holi Se Pehle Hi Aapne</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/holi-se-pehle-hi-aapne</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/holi-se-pehle-hi-aapne#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holi SMS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[chod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dil]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[gehrai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Haal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holi Funny Sms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jaana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nahana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pehle]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.hello2sms.com/?p=351</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kia ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!
]]></description>
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		<title>Scientific formula of water by sardar</title>
		<link>http://www.hello2sms.com/scientific-formula-of-water-by-sardar</link>
		<comments>http://www.hello2sms.com/scientific-formula-of-water-by-sardar#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Auntie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Derive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Formula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[H2O]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scientific]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Student]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Teacher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[water]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher:  nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar:  auntie, it is H to O (h2 O)!
]]></description>
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