Posts Tagged ‘Karo

Jab b paper attempt

In: Exam SMS

21 Jul 2010

jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k
“Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho”
Ameen

Ramzan in details

In: Ramadan SMS

20 Jul 2010

Ramzan in details
R-Roza Rakho
A-Allah se daro
M-Masjid ko jao
Z-Zakat banto
A-A’maal ache karo
N-Namaz parho
Aus is banday ko dua main yaad rakho

tasalsul tuut jae na kahin sanson ka zindagi se
pal bhar k liye bhi tum mujhse rutha na karo.

Aurat bachay kay saaath khilono ki shop kay pass say guzri,
Bacha zid karne laga kay khilona lena hay…
Aurat: Khan Saab! Zara is ko darao, Zid karta hay…
Khan: Oye madarchod, Randi ka bacha hum tumhara maa ko lund day ga harami ki oulad…
Maa ka kuss, Zid na karo!
Bas mera behan or daraya to roye ga…

Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi.

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