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Once a man was walking & read this written on a wall:
Qull hu waAllah ho ahad,
Allah hu samad,
Lamya lid Wa lum u lad,
Wa lam yakul lahu kufuwan ahad.
While he was reading, A man watching him said: Did you know you got 470 blessings just for reading this?
The person who wrote this on the wall also [...]

BIRMINGHAM: A man threw two shoes in direction of President Asif Ali Zardari when the latter was delivering a speech at Pakistan People’s Party’s convention here on Saturday.

!|! ToDaYz
ThOuGht !|!
Any Man
Who Laughs
At Women’s Clothes ! ! !
Has Never Paid
The Bill For Them . . . ! ! =P

Man to Sexy Air hostess:
“What’s your name?”
Air hostess: “Benz, Sir”
Man: “Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?”
Air hostess: “Same price sir” ;->

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

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