Posts Tagged ‘out

The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :
“Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother…”

The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.”
– Peter Marshall

Jab chut ho out of control, Tope ko kar kya gol,
Tope ko kar kia gol, Tange utha kya bol, Hole is well…
Lora kia jane andar ja kia kia hoga, Dahi jamegi ya sale zaya hoga,
To condom charha, Mummy daba, Pura ghusa kia bol!
Hole is well are janu hole is well…

Boy: what is that u keep in Ur mouth
which is 6” long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: Why do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy: Don’t worry its tooth brush

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.

Page 1 of 11

Introduction

hello2sms.com - We Provide Short Message Service all over the World. New & Latest SMS Text Messages daily update! All Sms are Categories by the Festival of World Cultures & Occasions like: Love Sms, Funny Sms Friendship Sms, Joke Sms, Good Night, Good Morning, Romantic Sms, Birthday Sms Adult Sms, New Year Sms, Quotes Sms, Flirt Sms.

Tuning Cars top news hot rod wallpaper
AUTO TOP 100 - www.autotop100.com Autotop100.com