Posts Tagged ‘pocha

Mein nay pocha khuda say kyun nahi bana wo mere liye?
Maine ki thi ada namazin jis kya liye…
Khuda nay kaha ager kerta tu ada namaz mere liye,
To mein bana deta ushe sirf tere liye!

Ek Allah waly say pocha gaya:
1: Qarib kya hay?
Farmaya: Qayamat
Or Qarib tar?
Farmaya: Maut
2: Ajeeb kya hay?
Farmaya: Duniya
Or Ajeeb tar?
Farmaya: Talib E Duniya
3: Wajib kya hay?
Farmaya: Toba
Or Wajib tar?
Farmaya: Gunaho say bachna
4: Mushkil kya hay?
Farmaya: Qabar mein utrana
Or Mushkil tar?
Farmaya: Amal kya baghair utrana

Ek pari nay 60 saal kya shadi shuda joray say kaha: Mein tum dono ki ek ek khawish puri kar sakti hun.
Biwi: Mein apnay shohar kya sath sair karna chahti hun, Pari nay jadu ki chari ghumai aur 2 tickets aa gyein.
Phir Shohar say pocha: Tum kya chatey ho?
Shohar: Apnay say 30 saal choti Biwi [...]

Ek larki park mein Idher Odher ghom rahi thi
ik Sardar ny pocha aap kya talash ker rahi hein..?
Lerki:
shermaty hoye, Me apni zindgi k ley hum-safer talash ker rahi hun.
Sardar:
nahi mila?
Lerki:
Nahi
Sardar:
Baji raja bazar sy pata kerein wahan sy her cheez mill jati hy..

Limit of love

In: Funny SMS

16 Jul 2010

`Limit of Love.
1 Din Samandar Ne Naddi Se Pocha,
Kab Tak Is Tarah Mujhe Pyar Karti Rahogi
Naddi Ne Hans kar Kaha
Jab Tak Tum Me Mithass Na Aajaye… (:-

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