Posts Tagged ‘raat

Bacha: Mammi susu aayi hai, Chaddi utaro.
Mammi: Uff! Ye bhi kiya zindagi hai…
Din hua to is ki chaddi utaro or raat hui to is kia baap ki chaddi utaro.

Raat ko Sony ki Sunatein:
1: Wuzu ker kia sona.
2: Bistar jhaar kia sona.
3: Daien taraf karwat le kia sona.
4: Sone ki ye Dua parh kia sona: ALLAH HUMMA BISMIKA AAMOOTU WA AHYA
Har raat hum ek doosrey ko Good Night kia messages karty hein. Aaj ye forward karny kisi 1 shakhs ne bhi amel kiya to [...]

Rukhsti kia waqt jab dulha apni dulhan ko car mein bithanay laga to…
Dulhan nay kaha: Itni bari car!
Dulha bola: Hum Punjabi hain…
Ghar phnchny per boli: Itna bara ghar!
Dulha phir bola: Hum Punjabi hain…
Jab kamry mein phnchi to boli: Itna bara kmra!
Dulha phir bola: Hum Punjabi hain…
Jab raat ko dulha chodne laga to ghusy se [...]

Hay,
Sorry to disturb you!
Ap Meraj kia dost ho na?
Please usko batana kia uska Mobile mere pass hay,
Wo kal raat mere bed pe bhool gaya tha.
Sender:
Katrina Khaif
+910363743572
Sent:
23-Jan-2010
10:51:31 pm

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