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Scientific formula of water by sardar

21 Feb 2010

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2 O)!

Tags: Auntie, Derive, Formula, H2O, How, Nonsense, Sardar, Scientific, Student, Teacher, water, what

Conductor asked for ticket

In: April Fools SMS| Sardar SMS

17 Feb 2010

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Tags: 1st April, april fool, asked, bus, conductor, gave, got, have, pass, Sardar, ticket, took, When

My wife is Pregnant

In: Adult SMS| Funny SMS| Sardar SMS

10 Feb 2010

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Tags: child, Doctor, first, having, Husband, now, pain, phone, Pregnant, right, Sardar, She, speaking, this, Wife

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

In: Adult SMS| Funny SMS| Sardar SMS

10 Feb 2010

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later Sardar Sms 2 boss:
“Me okay, Ur wife very sweet”

Tags: back, BOSS, hours, kiss, later, okay, Sardar, Sardar SMS, Sent, sick, Sms, sweet, try, very, When, Wife, work

Girls, Aap ka Dil kaha hay

In: Cool SMS| Funny SMS

23 Jan 2010

Biology ki Miss: Girls! Kia ap mujhy bata sakti ho, Ap ka Dil kaha hay?
Tamam Girls ek zuban ho kar: Meraj kia pass!
Miss: Muskrai aur boli… Mere bhi.
: Good Morning :

Tags: Biology, boli, Detay, Dil, Girls, Good Morning, kaha, Libas, Magh, Meraj, Mere, Miss, mujhy, Muskrai, Pak, pass, Pata, Saja, sakti, Sarawati, Sardar, Tafreeh, Tamam, Tharra, You, zuban

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Posts Tagged ‘Sardar’

Scientific formula of water by sardar

Conductor asked for ticket

My wife is Pregnant

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Girls, Aap ka Dil kaha hay

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