Posts Tagged ‘Wife

I’m Shabaan My Neighbor Ramazan Told Me That He’s Coming To Your House Tommorrow With His Wife Roza And 3 Kids … Touba , Rehmat And Barkat …. And They Will Return By Wid Eid Airways After 30 Days .. Ramazan Mubarak

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
much much 2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n [...]

Husband to his wife on first night after marriage: Have you ever seen porn movies?
Wife: Yup once i do…
Husband:so today we r going to do the same as happen in the movie
Wife:its OK but where from will you manage two other boys

Man runs home shouting: Pack your bags honey, I just won 10 million in lottery.
Wife: Do I pack for beach or resort?
Man: Who cares! Just pack & get lost…

Page 1 of 3123

Introduction

hello2sms.com - We Provide Short Message Service all over the World. New & Latest SMS Text Messages daily update! All Sms are Categories by the Festival of World Cultures & Occasions like: Love Sms, Funny Sms Friendship Sms, Joke Sms, Good Night, Good Morning, Romantic Sms, Birthday Sms Adult Sms, New Year Sms, Quotes Sms, Flirt Sms.

Tuning Cars top news hot rod wallpaper
AUTO TOP 100 - www.autotop100.com Autotop100.com