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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
In: Love SMS
30 Jun 2010Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
2 men went 2 a callgirl
In: Adult SMS
29 Jun 20102 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
much much 2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n [...]
First night after Marriage
In: Adult SMS
2 Apr 2010Husband to his wife on first night after marriage: Have you ever seen porn movies?
Wife: Yup once i do…
Husband:so today we r going to do the same as happen in the movie
Wife:its OK but where from will you manage two other boys
- Tags: Biwi ko Chod nay kia bad, boys, first night, happen, Husband, manage, Marriage, night, porn movies, same, seen, Suhag Raat, Where, Wife, Yup
Just won 10 million in lottery
In: Funny SMS
2 Apr 2010Man runs home shouting: Pack your bags honey, I just won 10 million in lottery.
Wife: Do I pack for beach or resort?
Man: Who cares! Just pack & get lost…
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