Posts Tagged ‘Wife

Wife Wo Samne Sharabi Dekh Rahay Ho?
10 saal pehlay Main Ne Usay Shadi K Lia Inkar Kia Tha
Or Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai…
Husband : Ufff Itna Lamba Celebration…

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later Sardar Sms 2 boss:
“Me okay, Ur wife very sweet”

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed “Martha Ur are sweeter than my wife”
The maid smiled and said
i know “cos the driver always tells me so”

Nothing in this world could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

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